The Lizard Trap


have you heard of the Lizard Trap? it's wicked!

well, i was pretty new to this idea and was only introduced to it like end of last yr by my COOL piano teacher..

so i heard it works by secreting scent of lizards' hormones that only produces when mating, and have a REAL sticky platform where the HORNY LIZARDS will stick to that trap and die of starvation... so cool rite! but the bad part is that u haf to remove that dead lizard from the trap to re-use it la..


so imagine, if someday someone ever come out with The Jerk Trap, how wonderful can it be!?

that'll be AMAZING! it protects all the ladies that wanna be away from the jerks!

so then, there is this really big trap house that secretes female hormones to attract HORNY BASTARDS.. and it is a one-way trap.. so all the ass holes that enter can never return! MUAHAHAHAHA!! they shd all be trapped together and probably turn gay since they cant control themsleves..



**Bring along a Jerk Trap to keep you off their trap!!**