With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out. 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. 11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around. 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at east twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately. 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to he nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, hoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten. 17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple uns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions. 18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices. 19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle. 20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard. 21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! |
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
nim, this is for you.. let me update u with some cool stuff tt happened on the rockin nite of clubbing we had on last sat.. it's one of the wildest, fun-nest, coolest, happening-est nite me n my girlies have ever had!! first, i went to char's place n we started dressing n dolling up... char wore this green lacey top which is like see thru.. with a maroon bra underneath.. with a brown coudroy skirt.. i thout she looked like a tree.. but she'll resemble a christmas tree if she were to wear the red bra which i was thinking of lending her.. as for me, i was wearing this brown, lacey, see through, low cut mango top, which i thout was totally A.W.E.S.O.M.E! with my awesomely looking jeans.. hehe.. den we went to nimzie's place.. she wore this sophisticated looking tube and a super mini blue coudroy skirt which flew all the way back from thailand.. so in her place, we snapped n snapped n snapped.. oh.. n did i mention tt both of us weren't wearing a bra?? hehe.. so anyway.. we headed to cheekys.. yea.. our all-time-favourite.. we took a cab down n char insisted tt we shld stop far away n walk down.. so we did.. when we finally finally finally reached cheekys, Rico was there at the door seemingly waiting for our arrival *giggles*.. so he told the counter lady tt we shld not pay counter lady: " satoo" Rico: " nono.. tiga tiga" so then we gracefully sashay to the counter to get our chops.. den char came n say:"he's getting us a jug" so nim n i happily waited for it.. hehe... when we were sipping away from the jug, Rico came n invited us to the VIP corner.. n may i emphasize the VIP corner!!! like OMG!!! haha.. den we were inside, talking bout how we cant know guys since we are being "closed" up in this little VIP corner.. so then, i was like bored.. n went to the toilet den went to get a drink.. th bartender -whose name is ray- was totally staring down my boobs man.. he made no effort to hide it.. so den.. we went back to our lil cosy corner aka the VIP corner n was juz chilling n stuff.. so Ray, decided to flash a RAY of light at us with a torch.. den we were like giggling n giggling.. den nim n char went to get some other drinks.. this time, i was alone.. and Ray was signaling for me to go over.. so i went over.. n talked.. n a lil of introducing n stuff.. n sth embarrassing happened (i think i forgot to tell u girlies tt day).. the corner thingy is like a platform.. so den when i was talking to him, the chair kinda slipped off the plaatform area.. but all was good.. anyway, den Jason msg to say he wasn't coming!!! *POUT* den we got a lil bored of tt lil cosy corner n decided to shake our asses a lil... so we went to the dance floor.. aft twirling a few rounds, our lil cosy corner got occupied.. wtf!! den the girls came.. sandy, who was wearing this black spag with black skirt.. it wld be nicer if she's a lil more meaty.. hehe.. a lil too skinny.. juz a lil!! im sure u can get back the meat.. dun worry.. den rach, who was wearing this off-shoulder which i thout was very nice.. esp it's in green!! with her hair plaited.. den L, who was wearing a plain-o white spag with jeans.. so den the rest was a more or less clubbing scene.. n i cant really remember... juz rmb tt i drank alot.. oh OH!!! i rmb.. i rmb seeing SU!!! it felt like.. BAH!! char, i thout u said he wldn't wanna come.. or was tt illusion.. it looks kinda blur... anyway.. i rmb tt nite i was always asking pple to go on podium n whenever i was on the podium, i was shamelessly making eye contact with Su.. den we went off the podium n char n i was dancing (where's nim?? she's with her guy- Giri..), den Su came.. deni forgot wad happened.. den char n i was making out in front of him.. i dunno y i did tt.. den he was like.. is tt a sign for me to leave? i was like wadever.. i forgot wad i said.. n he left.. den aft tt i dunno how i know this retro guy.. his name- fraddy.. he was wearing this pink flower shirt.. so i forgot how i knew him too.. think he was standing ard n i was standing ard den we started talking?? something like tt.. think he's some rich farts.. den i think san had to go.. den rach went off.. den char was with this guy- Justin (who is very caring *wink*) den i do not know wad happened.. all i knew was, nim was with Giri, i was with retro guy, Char was with Justin, san n rach had guys too.. n the mystery of L remains unsolved.. so anyway.. oh ya.. i made frens with 2 bouncers- Paul n Tommy.. but i dun care cos Ray is far far far far cuter than any of em.. whatever.. i was late, n the club closed... u think our nite ended?? NO!!! we went to chinablack!! hehehe.. fraddy drives!! *slurps* hehehe.. so, on our way to get his mazda, we went down the stairs n stuff.. i dun really rmb the walk.. but i rmb rolling down the stairs.. talk about being embarrassed.. now i still have bruises.. he drives a very stylish mazda.. char n justin was in the back seat, i was in the front seat n fraddy of cos was driving.. duh?! den we passed by cheekys, only seeing nim n Giri outside.. so we honked at them.. it juz feels so good to be in the front seat of a stylish car n honk at someone on the road.. muahahaha.. anyway.. when we were at lido, the guys all went to withdraw cash.. muahahaha.. they paid for chinablack n bla bla bla... from here, i was kinda KO.. den the next scene i rmb was the prata scene.. prata was nice n we went back to char's hse to slp.. n i have to mention tt char's parents r so nice n warm n stuff to have us over.. thank you uncle and auntie!! tt's abt all i guess.. anything else to add?? |
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Monday, October 18, 2004
Friday, October 15, 2004
Jason.. ~swoon~ Yup.. tt's rite.. I met Jason juz now.. from like 5 till 630.. we met at furama hotel den went to some coffee shop at peoples park centre for a talk.. it felt gd to meet him outside clubbing.. thou we still talked about clubbing.. but it's a whole different feeling.. like hes not the guy who gropes around in the club.. it juz felt so.. .. .. .. nice.. .. .. .. it was nice talking to him.. like juz seat down n have a long, good talk kinda thing.. its been almost an year that I met him in SOS!! Probably 11 months.. since I met him mid November.. He's one of the guys tt I'll go.. *gasps* its Jason!! N go how how?? *blush blush* u know tt kinda feeling.. anyway.. we were talking bout lotsa things.. first we talked about how you've been n stuff.. n only den I know tt his NS ended.. n he asked about my girlfriends too.. sandy n char.. he juz has this weird ability to remember names.. so then we talked about his weird fren- Ben.. who transformed my white tube into a tube with gray patch.. n I told him about my sneaky escapade.. haha.. then we saw this girl who is so slim with nice, long legs.. she was wearing this SUPER mini skirt made with this SUPER light material and it was like flying around.. it was juz so captivating.. probably juz me.. so I was like.. "woo.. nice legs!" n Jason looked.. we had fun analyzing the legs n the skirt which will show everything if a light breeze visits. Then we talked about my plans aft diploma.. degree?? Work?? Not sure.. he said that I cant be their accountant- not like I'm good in accounts- after my diploma.. which I think was juz a joke.. he's currently working in a dot com company who does sth similar as the credit cards company.. whereby they have this database and that they go to diff company to bargain n they'll share their databases.. or sth like tt.. I wasn't too sure but I din wanna look dumb.. den we talked about studying overseas, like aus, which might cost somewhat $70K not including pocket money and party money.. haha.. den he said sth like if he were to study in aussieland, he can save on the money of living in a dorm.. as half of his family stays there or so he says. Den dunno how, we talked about O'levels, n miracles which happened during the O'level time, I would say the hardwork instead.. then we talked about music.. did I tell u that he can sing? He wish tt the could play a keyboard, n I wish tt I could sing well.. so we were talking about singing den we talked about my piano.. then we were happily yakking away.. den a puff of smoke came.. it was a spoiler la!! Like a major spoiler!! He dun smoke n I dun like pple's smoke to come into my face.. so den he suggested to walk me home.. The walk home seems so fast.. gave each other a hug n left.. I feels sooooo good when u can actually seat down with a guy which u swoon over to have a talk about abit of everything.. connection?? Nah.. after the faren thing.. nth is connection.. for all u know, it's juz that u think tt there's a connection, n probably he's able to "connect" with all the girls out there.. besides that, all is good.. n I'll be meeting him lotsa times during my attachment days for lunch.. I hope.. |
Thursday, October 14, 2004
"she is soo.... pretty, sweet, cute, nice.." this is wad i found when kaypo-ing in others friendster... is tt what guys nowadays are attracted to??? for all u know, this ger might be so dependent on others, have no thoughts of her own, have no thoughts for life (nim, i can hear u mumbling, but the fact is i really have more thouts than she does), no sense of direction or whatsoever.. what im trying to say here is not that she's blah blah blah or blah blah blah... what im trying to point out is, is this "she is soo.... pretty, sweet, cute, nice.." all guys see in a girl?? *roll eyes*.. what about independence?? which is really an important part in life.... chapter 1- independence like able to take care of urself, so ger do not haf to call guy in the middle of nite n say, "im having menses.. HOW???" ger oso do not have to call guy when he's in the middle of the meetin n say, "i dunno how to go to bla bla bla.. can u come n fetch me pls, even thou u r in the west n im in the east" n every other thing about independence... but when u come to think of it, it's the unindependence= dependence, tt guys like.. eg. "hun, can u come n fetch me.. i dunno how to go.. wad if i got lost??" the guy will be like, arrgh i all i can do is try to go down to fetch her if not she'll get lost, cry, pout, bla bla bla... den he'll juz go alll the way down to fetch her, n she'll think tt he's so sweet... aww... den kiss him, hug him, bla bla bla... den he'll think, hmmm... it's not a bad idea tt i came n pick her.. so den, she likes, n he likes, n happili ever after.. probably tt's y im not in a relationship.. cos i enjoy being independent... thou i rely on my girlies once in a while.. but i still prefer to go to a specific place on my own, figure out directions on my own.. bla bla.. |
chapter 2- thoughts... (the next time i blog)
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager
10. Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary. 9. "Metal Mouth" and "Tinsel Teeth" have replaced your real name. 8. You fight with your hair every morning . . . and you lose! 7. Your parents have never heard of your favorite rock group. 6. Even your zits have zits! 5. It's not safe to say the word "mall" around you. 4. Let's just say . . . sometimes you don't smell too good. 3. You've gone from "A". . . to "B" . . . to "C" . . . cup! 2. If you have to speak in front of your class, you care more about what you're wearing than what you're going to say. And finally, the number ONE sign you're becoming a teenager is... 1. If someone at your house is PMSing, it's not always your mom! |
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
muahahahahahaha bought my 1st pair of Levi's!!! n i think it's THE jeans!!! it's so A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!! juz cant wait to share with my frens, galfrens, girlies....
anyway.. in life, girlfriends/ girlies are juz so important.. they shop with u to get ur fav jeans, they will cheer u up when u're feeling blah!! and most importantly, u can share with them ur troubles, happiness n GOSSIPS!! hehehe.. so sandy, if there's anything, pls come n look for me.... i'll lend u my ear.. lets go on a girly day aft my papers!! love ya.. |
Sunday, October 10, 2004
no meat day!!
ya.. today is all fruits, fruits and fruits!!!! lunch time came.. but none of us are willing to go down to get lunch and my maid is on leave.. so we thout we could make something nice out of wad with have.. which was F.R.U.I.T.S! lunch was watermelon, guava, pear and apple.. so then it was napping n dinner came.. n similarly, no one wanna go get dinner, so we all had FRUITS again.. like how interesting man.. this time it was grapes, pear, strawberries, celery and bananas.... interesting fruity day.. so... conclusion: fruits are gd.. but having family members willing to get meals will be better.... |
Saturday, October 09, 2004
hey hey hey
it's time to blog again.. muahahahaha... feel so blah bah bleah baaa baaaaah studying.. plus i din study much too.. cos everytime i sit at my desk, i try to settle down n study.. n eventually, i cant focus!!!! like.. ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyway... to pple studying, nim, char, kerrie and whoever tt's reading this n is mugging..... some wise words by char n it's been effective for me: study hard now and party twice as hard later!!! tt's why we shld study now!!! so we can party later!!! plus u can play GUILT-LESS-LY! so ENDURE, have DISCIPLINE and STRIVE on the last lap of this semester!!!! |
Thursday, October 07, 2004
monday to friday: 10am to 7 pm!!! (BAH!!! end so late!!!)
saturday: 10am to 2 pm!!!! (bleah!!! saturday still have to work!!!)
how interesting rite?? anyway it's nice cos it's juz a brigde away.. haha.. bah...
HAVE TO STUDY!!! let's go parteeee on 22nd Oct??? anyone wanna come??? let me know k... cant wait to have fun again............................ now, study!!
Sunday, October 03, 2004
i can hardly believe this!!
last nite, my girlies were at Cheekys.. so me bring cooped at home really want to go.. since i missed the last week's action... n guess wad i did!!! guess.. GUESS com' on.. juz give a really wild guess, cos wad i did was W.I.L.D!!!
did u guess correctly?!?! ya man.. i sneaked out of my hse!! this is something which is really absurd!!! like totally man!!! i cant believed tt i've done it.. it's too true to be true!!! finally im living my life!! no more what ifs.. well i had some what ifs with me.. but my devil aka charlotte snapped the what ifs out of me... finally i have something to share with my children or grandchildren about!!
i mean.. i only live for once!! i should juz do what i wanna do man!! esp at this age.. if i do not do anything outrageous now, the chances will get slim!!! cos growing older and getting what i want, i do not have the chance of climbing through my grandma's window and unlock of gate so softly then unlock the lock so quietly! den change into my skirt in my balcony, locking the gate as soft as possible and bringing my heels with me till i reach the lift lobby.... it was really A.W.E.S.O.M.E. man!! like totally!!
the party last nite was OK la.. not like WHAO!! but not bad la.. the peak of the night was the part where i reached Cheekys after sneaking out of my hse... tt was like the peak la... everything was so exciting!! muahahahahahahaha!!!!! n i was able to sneak back in successfully too!!! hahaha...