exSPArience

Mmmmm... i smell GOOD!! smell like a Strawberry Shortcake.
so today i had my first Spa Experience at one of the outlets at Holland village.

my selected package was: Strawberry Butter Meltdown..
it sounds so yummyslurpybootylicious... and well, it turned out as nice as the name is!

so first my mom n i had to strip naked and change onto a g-string and put on the shower cap..
and den laid flat there and the started to smother hot oil n massage..
it is so ADDICTIVE! oh my.. it felt so AWESOME!

so aft the full body massage, BERRIES and sea salt was used to scrub n remove dead skin cells!!
and that smelt so HEAVENLY!!

to top it off, we bathed in the open!
well, not exactly open, but i cld see the sky thru the plastic shelter and there was a tree rite outside the bathroom!
the bathroom was like a little wooden shed.. real nice... it was so Banlungish (just the bathroom)



ok.. now who wans to eat me? i smell like a Strawberry Shortcake! *slurps*

(not-so) Merry Christmas!


i started off my Christmas eve being too sad about somethings in life..
i woke up due to excessive tears when i was trying to keep my eyes shut n go back to slp..
how merry a christmas can be.....

so i was debating whether i shd bum at hm and enjoy the serenity or shd i just go out to haf fun (without my frens).. i thout, either ways, i'll not feel so merry anyway..
aft much contemplating, i chose the latter.. i'd rather be out probably laughing at some random people on the streets then to be sulking at hm..

sso i had my super-fun-time-Christmas Eve counting down with a stranger that i knew 2 days ago.. but he sure had brought much laughter to my Gloomy Christmas.. with many "inspiring" talks.. greatly appreciated..


oh... and may i add... walking along the streets this Christmas, sure as hell, wasnt so merry.. people, practically strangers just spray white foam to other strangers walking along the streets. half the time we were escaping from these white christmas.


jingles from the cans
makes me want to scam!

Gone... Not Really..

the nutritious part of me have became the residue and sank deep into the glass.
somehow somethings just dont hang around anymore. more like separated..
it has not disappeared. just detached.
forming a visible division between the residue and the remaining liquid..

looking back at my previous posts, i felt much more a "better person" then..
something is amiss.
i left bits n pieces of goodwill as i reach for the future, which turns out to be a handful of dust.
the treasure in me has sunken into the deep blues, which left me with transparent liquid.
leaving me feel so shallow, incomplete and uncontented...


the precious jewels are just gone for a moment...

0011!!!!! *WINK*


so i had a LOUSY nite..
and to make things worst, i woke up with swallon eyes..
and i tried watching something funny that didnt tickle me!
den i had to deal with my own procrastination...
so u think that is the end of the bad karma? nooo...
i had to run into different people with different temper...


and things start to turn better...


first, i had fun at pool and catching up sec sch gossips (thou much still not known and never will)
and i had even more laughs at Burger King with the Kampucheans
and thats not the end... we had SECRET RECIPES!
there was even more anxiety when we were trying to plan for the Malaysia Backpacking trip...
finally, we end the crazy day at TIMES with The Book of Answers (or something like that.. i wouldnt mind having that for Christmas! *wink!*) HAHAHA!!!

the times with great friends!

the benefits of having a DICK!

you read it correctly.. this damn gender segregation is REALLY PISSING ME OFF!

1. get to study overseas even without much persuasion
2. get to be pampered when you were a baby until now u r 21 you still do!
3. get to stay out late cos your life will not be in danger
4. get to go on holiday without much discussion with parents
5. get to shout n storm and nothing NOTHING will happen to you
6. gets EVERYTHING that you motherfucking want!
7. gets to run away from all the household chores!
8. GETS TO INHERIT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S STALL AT THE AGE OF 21!!!

the day that i dont return u should jolly well know why!

technology

i think it is one of those things that i hold a love-hate relationship with..
something that i can live without yet many times i rely on...


for weeks my Lappie have been down with throat inflammation cos i uninstalled stuff that i thout was unnecessarry for her.

i felt so crippled and incomplete..
im so sorry Lappie..

now that ur voice is back, it's time to call for celebration!! hahaha.. the kind of joy n jubilation is indescripable....


always rely on the Recovery Disc!

the insignificance


you might have done lotsa telling but not talking..
you might have been looking but not seeing..

i might be missing, but im not thinking.

i might be rambling, but im actually saying..



i feel like people have been hearing but not listening.
and i feel real teeny weeny

oooooohhhh


this damn world is really unfair la...
why dun guys have gastric pain n menstrual cramps at the same time????


i can feel the acidic gastric juice secreting out of the glands... through the 4 layers of membrane into the stomach.... and the hole forming on the wall........



stupid gender segregation!!!

and so i thought....

for the past 19 years (or lesser since i didnt really think when i was a baby), i thought i was an optimist...

probably i was, when i was younger, and had lesser things to worry about, and lesser setbacks to experience.

people have been telling me "are u sure u are an optimist? u think so negatively" and i'll just ignore their comment like how much do u know me laaa..

until today.. like right now, talking to a fren and reflecting on wad i haf wrote, i really am a pessimist....



fren :
what do u think of being in a relationship?

Buttimus Maximus :
everytime i get into a relationship, i know that it WILL end one day

fren :
usually relationship wont last long right

Buttimus Maximus :
it will never last. period.

Buttimus Maximus :
even aft u get married, u'll either end up divorced or die

Buttimus Maximus :
which in both cases will ultimately end the relationship

Past vs. Future

for a long time i have been staying put in the dark tunnel with hope shining in one end and sweet memories being on the other.

for a long time i have been in the tunnel admiring the sweet memories and was afraid to enter the scorching hopes.

when the rays of hope seems gentle, i tried to leave the tunnel. but NO! it turn out to be boiling hot and i'ved been scalded.


those heat makes my tears roll to the back of my throat.

drown

many times i have sunk in and not reach the bottom of the swamp..
wad makes me think that this time i'm able to come in contact with the muddy bed of the swamp?
the water is so murky and dense. yet, i still chose to sink myself in to search for the bottom!



such people just deserve to be drowned!